O maior conquistador não é aquele que conquista grandes coisas, mas sim o que conquista as pequenas e as torna grandes!
quarta-feira, 2 de dezembro de 2020
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terça-feira, 1 de dezembro de 2020
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segunda-feira, 30 de novembro de 2020
Cats Jokes.
- Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
- What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
- Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
- What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
- Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he’s in a bad mewd.
- What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
- Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap.
- Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
- How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.
- How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
- What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
- What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
- If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.
- What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
- Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
- Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
- What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
- What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
- What is a cat’s favourite song? Three Blind Mice.
- How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.
- Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering.
- Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
- What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell.
- What is a moggy’s favourite colour? Purrrrrrrple!
- What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.
- Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he’s always spotted.
- Cats are like potato chips. You can never have just one.
- I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
- For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
- I haz a joke about a cat… Just kitt’en
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ROJÕES COM CASTANHAS
1 Kg de carne de porco com alguma gordura; 500grs de castanhas; 2 cabeças de dentes de alho; Sal q.b.; Ervas aromáticas: 1 raminho de alecrim, 2 folhas de louro, 1 molhinho de salsa; 1 malagueta; 2 Cravinhos; 1 copo de vinho branco; 2 colheres de banha de porco; Sal e pimenta q.b.
Como fazer? Vá, calma, é fácil e não dá assim tanto trabalho! Ora vamos lá..
Com uma faca (um garfo não dá!) é só cortar a carne em pedaços, nem muito grandes nem muito pequenos. Derreter a banha num tacho e juntar a carne. Tapar e mexa de vez e quando (pode ir vendo a novela, mas cuidado para não esturricar a carne!). Juntar as castanhaas, ervas aromáticas e a malagueta, temperar de sal e pimenta. Adicionar os cravinhos os dentes de alho cortados ao meio. Deixar apurar uns 15 minutos. Juntar o vinho branco, pode ser um vinho daqueles que abriu, provou e não gostou... e tapar. Cozinhar durante mais 40 minutos, até o molho ficar bem reduzido e os rojões ganharem uma cor bem douradinha e um pouco tostadinhos. Para acompanhar os ditos, pode optar por batatinha cozida, uma salada ou com fatias de pão, centeio ou broa de milho.
Here's a dozen of my favorite things never to apologize for:
1) Never apologize for acting on your instincts.
2) Never apologize for being passionate.
3) Never apologize for being smart.
4) Never apologize for demanding respect.
5) Never apologize for saying no.
6) Never apologize for not embracing someone else's agenda.
7) Never apologize for disagreeing.
8) Never apologize for your faith.
9) Never apologize for your own sense of creativity.
10) Never apologize for ordering dessert.
11) Never apologize for being funny.
12) Never apologize for living your truth.
Every one of us casts a shadow.
There hangs about us, a sort of a strange, indefinable something, which we call personal influence--that has its effect on every other life on which it falls. It goes with us wherever we go. It is not something we can have when we want to have it--and then lay aside when we will, as we lay aside a garment. It is something that always pours out from our lives . . . as light from a lamp, as heat from flame, as perfume from a flower.
The ministry of personal influence is something very wonderful. Without being conscious of it, we are always impressing others by this strange power that exudes from us. Others watch us--and their thinking and actions are modified by our influence."
"Be very careful, then, how you live--not as unwise but as wise, making the most of every opportunity." Ephesians 5:15-16
~J. R. Miller, "The Shadows We Cast"