Mary Jane Russell in Balenciaga's "flamenco dress" of black velvet with a kick of hot pink ruffles, photo by Louise Dahl-Wolfe as seen in Harper's Bazaar Sept. 1951

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Christian Dior by Marc Bohan. Dress in mousseline figured with green panne velvet, decorated with ostrich feathers, fall-winter 1971 haute couture.PHOTO: PALAIS PRINCIER DE MONACO COLLECTION. © LAZIZ HAMANI

Grace Kelly’s coral jersey gown with gold embroidery from the fall-winter 1968 haute couture collection is on display at the Christian Dior Museum in Granville, France.

Christian Dior by Marc Bohan. Long evening gown in white silk jersey decorated with white ostrich feathers, fall-winter 1968 haute couture.PHOTO: PALAIS PRINCIER DE MONACO COLLECTION. © LAZIZ HAMANI
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sábado, 17 de abril de 2021

Release Me

Quotes - Sophia Loren

CONCERNED HUSBAND

Once there lived a happy couple who had been together for decades. But after spending years together, husband was concerned that his wife was not hearing well as she used to hear. He thought that she might need a hearing aid but he wasn’t sure how to approach her.

He called his family doctor asked for suggestion. The doctor told him to test it with a simple idea. The doctor said, “ Stand 40 feet away from her and speak as loud as you would speak to her in a normal conversation. Observe if she hears you. If not, reduce the distance into 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so until you get a response. The distance will help us to estimate her requirements for the hearing aid ”

Next day , the husband saw his wife cooking dinner in the kitchen. So he took the opportunity to check the doctor’s Idea. He got 40 feet away from his wife and asked , “ dear what is there for dinner?” . He waited for response but did not get any.

He moved a bit closer and asked “ dear, what is there for dinner?”. He still did not get any response from his wife.

He then stood twenty feet away from his wife and asked the same question, hoping he would get a response this time. But the wife did not respond.

He then stood just ten feet away from his wife and asked “ Dear , What is there for dinner.” He did not get any response

By now the husband was very concerned and felt pity about how bad is his wife’s hearing.

Then he walked right behind her and says, “ Honey, what is there for dinner. “

The wife shouted, “John, This is the the fifth time I’m saying, CHICKEN..!!”

Moral:

Most often, the problem may not be with others but could be very much within us.

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