segunda-feira, 17 de maio de 2021
domingo, 16 de maio de 2021
Funny Story - The Speaker And His Teeth
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.
Turning to the man next to him he said, “I forgot my teeth!”
The man said, “No problem.” With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. “Try these,” he said.
The speaker tried them. “Thanks, but they’re too loose,” he said.
The man then said, “I have another pair…try these.”
The speaker tried them and responded, “Too tight.”
The man was not taken back at all. He then said, “I have one more pair of false teeth…try them.”
The speaker said, “They fit perfectly!” With that he ate his meal and gave his address.
After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him.
“I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I’ve been looking for a good dentist.”
The man replied, “I’m not a dentist. I work at the morgue..”
sábado, 15 de maio de 2021
Mae West
Mary Jane
"Mae" West (August 17, 1893 – November 22, 1980) was an American
stage and film actress, singer, and sex symbol whose entertainment career
spanned over seven decades.
West was one of the
most controversial movie stars of her day; she
encountered many problems, especially censorship. When her film career ended,
she wrote books and plays, and continued to perform in Las Vegas and the United Kingdom, on
radio and television. In 1999, the American Film Institute posthumously voted West the 15th greatest female screen legend of classic American cinema.
A pair of "trick" platform shoes worn by West in films to make her look taller, which also contributed to her unique walk
A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up
I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked. ~ Mae West
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