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Funny Story - Dr. Bumbutu

 

A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr. Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge your breasts without surgery. So she decided to go to Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could help her.

Dr. Bumbutu advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!' She did this faithfully for several months, and to her utter amazement she grew a terrific D-cup rack!

One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.'

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked ' Are you a patient of Dr Bumbutu's?'

Yes I am. How did you know?'

He winked and whispered, 'Hickory dickory dock'.

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The Beauty of A Woman: Beauty Tips by Audrey Hepburn

The following was written by Audrey Hepburn who was asked to share “beauty tips”

For attractive lips... Speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes... Seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure... Share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair... Let a child run his or her fingers through it once a day.
For poise... Walk with the knowledge you’ never walk alone.

People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed... 

Never throw out anyone.

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of each of your arms.

 As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, 

the other for helping others.

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she 

combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway 

to her heart, the place where love resides.

The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mode, but the true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. 

It is the caring that she lovingly gives the passion that she shows.

The beauty of a woman grows with the passing years.

If you share this with another woman, something good will happen — you will boost another woman’s

 self esteem, and she will know that you care about her.

by Audrey Hepburn

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