How
come we never see the headline, “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
42.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Borrow money from a pessimist, they don’t expect it back.
Nostalgia: How long’s that been around?
Experience is something you don’t get until just
after you need it.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?