A
guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on
the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that
for?" She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty
Sue' written on it." He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I
went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet
on." She shrugs and walks away.
Three
days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him
on the back of the head again with the frying pan. He asks, "What was that
for?" She answers, "Your horse called."
You'll love this one!! An
out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local
farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up
to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move. Then
the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond.
Once more
the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing. Then the farmer
nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse easily dragged
the car out of the ditch. The motorist was most appreciative and very curious.
He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The
farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one
pulling, he wouldn't even try!"
An elderly gent was invited to his old
friends' home for dinner one evening. He was
impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his with endearing
terms-Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
The couple had been married almost
70 years, and clearly they were still very much in love. While the wife
was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, "I think
it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those
loving pet names."
The old man hung his head.
"I have to tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name
about 10 years ago."
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