Joke - A wife reported her husband missing

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbour to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.

She said: “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 100 kilograms, is soft-spoken and is good to the children.”

The next-door neighbour protested: “Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth and is mean to your children.”

The wife replied: “Yes, but who wants HIM back?”