Funny Quotes - Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. ~Author Unknown

I used to think I was indecisive but now I’m not so sure.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

If I won an award for laziness, I’d send someone else to pick it up.

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.

Life has no hands but it can still give you a slap in the face sometimes.

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then it’s just suspicious.