Cats - A lie is like a cat: you need to stop it before it gets out the door or it’s really hard to catch.

 

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

A cat will be your friend, but never your slave.

No home is complete without the pitter patter of kitty feet.

It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.

If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.