- I get it. Life’s a soup and I’m a fork.
- If your phone doesn’t ring, it’ll be me.
- If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on.
- Just be yourself isn’t always good advice.
- What doesn’t kill you can only disappoint me.
- The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.
- You look like something I drew with my left hand.
- If you’re the voice of reason, then we’re in trouble.
- If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
- Hey, I found your nose again. It was in my business.
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