- Do I think you’re pretentious? You’d eat worms in a deli if they came with a French name.
- There’s someone for everyone and the person for you would have to be a psychiatrist.
- Apart from being physically exhausted, financially challenged, overweight and mentally unstable, everything’s going really well. Thanks.
- It’s not for me to question your father’s sperm count but, seriously, you were actually the sperm that won?
- If I’m smiling, I’m contemplating doing something really bad. If I’m laughing, I’ve already done it.
- I don’t have an attitude problem. You may have a problem with my attitude but that’s not a problem for me.
- There are trees out there tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe them an apology.
- When I was a child, my father told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. It seems, nowadays they call that identity theft.
- Let me stop you right there. If it involves early mornings, sweating or dealing with people, then the answer’s No!
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