Funny Attitude Quote's

 

1. Do I think you’re pretentious? You’d eat worms in a deli if they came with a French name.
2. There’s someone for everyone and the person for you would have to be a psychiatrist.
3. Apart from being physically exhausted, financially challenged, overweight and mentally unstable, everything’s going really well. Thanks.
4. It’s not for me to question your father’s sperm count but, seriously, you were actually the sperm that won?
5. If I’m smiling, I’m contemplating doing something really bad. If I’m laughing, I’ve already done it.
6. I don’t have an attitude problem. You may have a problem with my attitude but that’s not a problem for me.
7. There are trees out there tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe them an apology.
8. When I was a child, my father told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. It seems, nowadays they call that identity theft.
9. Let me stop you right there. If it involves early mornings, sweating or dealing with people, then the answer’s No!