Friday motivational quotes

 

1. “Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the workweek!”—Kate Summers

1. “Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week. In a worthy moment of peace and bliss.” —S. O’Sade

1. “Every Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, willpower, and inappropriate humor.” —Nanea Hoffman

1. “Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn’t put in time to the next paycheck.” —Byron Pulsifer

1. “When you leave work on Friday, leave work. Don’t let technology follow you throughout your weekend (answering text messages and emails) take a break you will be more refreshed to begin the workweek if you have had a break.” —Catherine Pulsifer

Jokes. - A guy was reading his newspaper

 

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it." He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.

Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She answers, "Your horse called."

You'll love this one!! An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move. Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond.

Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch. The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"

An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his with endearing terms-Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

The couple had been married almost 70 years, and clearly they were still very  much in love. While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names."

The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about 10 years ago." 

Anton Peick.

Artist born at the end of the 1800s created beautiful illustrations depicting every day life. I used his pictures for my 3 dimension  decoupage crafts.

Dutch Painter and Illustrator Anton Franciscus Pieck, was born on the 19th April 1895 – and died on the 24th November 1987.  He is well known for depicting artistic scenes that have fairy tale and every day life setting.  His paintings have been very popular through the decades appearing on numerous cards and calendars.  As well as an artist, Pieck worked as a teacher for a few years.  He is responsible for most of the art in the fantasy-themed amusement park Efteling, in the Netherlands and credited with one of the reasons for their success.  Enlarge the images and spend some time looking at the beautiful details Pieck manages to capture.

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Sewing Quotes to smile

 

                                               My soul is fed with needle and thread.

                                        When life gives you scrap, make a quilt.

                                                 Sew much fabric, sew little time.

               I’m a fabricholic on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m on the road to                   the fabric store.

                              I’m working on my PhD (projects half done) in sewing.

               You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy fabric, and that is pretty close.

                 The sewing machine sews what the scissors have cut asunder, plus                         whatever else comes in its path.

Short motivational quotes. - It is never too late to be what you want to be. You are what you think, not what you think you are. - Cecilia

 

1. “Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.” — Dalai Lama

1. “Opportunities don't happen, you create them.” — Chris Grosser

1. “Love your family, work super hard, live your passion.” — Gary Vaynerchuk

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2. “Don't let someone else's opinion of you become your reality” — Les Brown

1. “If you’re not positive energy, you’re negative energy.” Mark Cuban

1. “I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions.” — Stephen R. Covey

Beautiful Shoes. - After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels (Bob Thaves)

A Story. - A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other.

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn."

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

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