A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”
Submitted by William E., Morganton, N.C.
Submitted by William E., Morganton, N.C.
A couple were going out for the evening. They'd got ready, all dolled
up, put the cat outside.
The taxi arrives and as the couple go out the cat shoots back in. They
don't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while
the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty, explains to the
taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab: "Sorry I took so
long," he says, "stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had
to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"
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